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For “ladies”: How to know if you’re really a tramp
- You eat dinner at like, 6:30 because you get too hungry for dinner at 8
- You’re always on time when you go to a show
- You don’t give two bits about haters
- You don’t like to gamble with royalty
- You’re like, “WTF is ermine?”
- You stay out of cattiness
- You’re outdoorsy
- You have no more fucks to give
- You’re broke
- You can’t fucking stand California
What’s wrong with California?
IT’S COLD AND IT’S DAMP.
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A streaker is not just someone who runs around naked. A streaker understands the legal, ethical, sexual, and metaphysical implications of baring one’s ass to the night, of letting one’s loins breathe the dewy breath of the inky darkness, of casting one’s clothes to the literal and metaphorical…
I sketched a man on the bus this morning. He caught my attention because he looked like he’d seen terrible things in his life, things he’d locked up inside himself but which escaped, from time to time, through his eyes, and because he had a sizable erection. I sketched the erection first because…
Men’s clothing: Wear a t-shirt advertising the city you’re visiting. If you’re in Venice and your shirt says “Ciao Italy,” you’re doing it right.
Women’s clothing: Wear slutty clothes, especially when touring sacred sites. Who cares if this was once a site of genocide? That was like 200…
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